Worms within hip bath, what are these things?

ok, i know that there will 100% definitely be TONS of nasty hate and
rning this question is creepy-gross and should not be read by someone below 20+)
ok so here is my question-problem.

i was in the bathtub today after a long sunshine at the hospital with my wife ( but thats another thing. )
i was relaxing and suddenly this long blue-glowy worm wiggled-swimmed out of the stopper( i have NO time to react at all this thing is fast) and it squirmed into the tip of my pen** and i tried to achieve a hold of it but it kept slipping out of my grip and it went completely into the hole and went inside me and it hurt but not alot. i got out of the tub and told my wife and she said it be probably not a big deal ( my wife and her "experiance") i wanted to go to the hospital ( its of late so SO far away like a days drive )
and its been a while and i can still feel it inside me, and it keep giving me painfull org* and my stuff that comes out is blue.
for a while i was starting to feel better and i was within the ( shower this time) then i felt a pinch-pleasure feeling and a smaller blue worm come out of my pen** and went down the drain, and i have noticed swelling contained by my bladder area but it does not hurt, and i have had alot more enthusiasm than usual and i feel kind of healthier than usual.
i also have some time with my wife and her belly is now swollen like she is pregnant and keep feeling very sexually excited.
its not like its hurting me but i want them OUT of me.
ve no hypothesis what it is.

but you NEED to go to the doctor..
NOW..
ounds dangerous!...

best of luck~~ x


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